[1+] SYSTEM-ERROR

Voilà, un concours aussi fou que stupide mais pour les fous et stupides seulement! Alors, vous posez une page de code ou de script avec des erreurs que vous créez de plein gré d'un bout à l'autre.

- Celui/celle qui fera la page la plus professionnel sera attitré SYSTEM-MANAGER.
- Celui/celle qui fera la page la plus comique sera attitré SYSTEM-CHALLENGER.
- Celui/celle qui fera la page la plus critiquement erroné sera attitré SYSTEM-FAILURE.
- Celui/celle qui fera la page la plus réaliste sera attitré WINDOWS-SYSTEM.

Règle #1 : RESPECTER TOUTES LES RÈGLES!
Règle #2 : RESPECTER LES RÈGLES #1 et #2!
Règle #3 : NE PAS FAIRE DE COPIER/COLLER (COPY/PASTE) DU CODE OU SCRIPT DES AUTRES PARTICIPANTS!
Règle #4 : NE PAS UTILISER DES PAGES DE CODES OU SCRIPTS SUR INTERNET!

Booting windows ME.
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System not found. Attempting reboot.
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System failure. Emergency reboot in [04] seconds.
[03]
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[01]Rebooting system.
[00]Rebooting process failed.
Searching for error in system.
[238] files corrupted. Repairing files with backup script.
[236] files restored successfully. [2] files remaining corrupted.
ibm00001.exe corrupted.
jKer_hack.wsf corrupted.
Scanning for virus...
[0] files infected by virus. Norton AV detection terminated.
[0] files infected by spywares. Windows firewall shuting down.
[1489] files being downloaded.
WARNING! SYSTEM INFECTED! REBOOTING SECURITY SETUP...
Security Setup conf : Norton AV startup, Windows firewall startup, Grisoft AVG startup, Adaware startup, jKer_hack.wsf startup.
Repertory C:Windows\System32\ formating... done.
Repertory C:Programfiles\ formating... done.
Repertory D:\ formating... cannot formate this device.
Repertory E:\ formating... cannot formate this device.
Repertory F:\ formating... done.
Repertory G:\ formating... done.
Repertory H:\ formating... not found.
Repertory C:Windows\System\ formating... done.
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Command not found. Retrying.
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Command list unavailable.
Command list backup file erased.
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I'm with stupid.
This computer is being hacked.
I'm actually reading a script written by some hacker that owned me.
My folders and mobile device has been formated.
I now need to completely formate my hard drive with magic partition 8.0b because it is totally screwed.
I feel so sorry for all the porn I downloaded those last 6 years without making a backup DVD.
And I didn't even printed my AD&D caracter file!
That's it... I got owned.
I shall suicide right away.
*Wrong code/language usage. Command unknown.*
SYSTEM ERROR!!!

Windows couldn't proceed to the execution of this file. An error occured and your computer is now restarting for rebooting the system.
If the error occurs again, please contact your system administrator or jKer so you can be hacked once again.
Thank you for being such a newb in system management.
Red salute your courage.

Booting Windows XP Pro SP2 Edition Marsh 2004.
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System boot suc... wait a minute.
System boot failed? Rebooting...
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System boot suc... wait a sec, what the hell?
Who played with my system startup script?
Why the hell am I reading this shit instead of error reports?
Oh, this is bad...
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File downloading : \\10.35.16.206\HAWT\hack\prog\WoW\thisfolderisnotcontainingvirus\E-Bomb.exe
File download complete. This is a very bad news.
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This shit ain't stopping.
Your computer is completely fucked up.
Shall I format your drive C:\ ? [Y/N] : _